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Weekend Football Tipsby Ben, last updated 2006-09-13 23:00:40Gerry's Picksby Gerry McDonnellIt ain't over ‘til the fat laddie swingsTo be successful in life, you have to be a positive thinker. Every night I say to myself, "You are Gerry McDonnell, and you can achieve anything." It's equally important to remain level-headed though, so I always add: "Yes, but you're still a tool." Wayne Rooney also has confidence in abundance, but he's struggling to keep his feet on the ground. Luckily, he can't see the problem. The dark side of the Roon has led to simultaneous banning orders from domestic and international football, his return to Premiership action coincides with the visit of old foes Arsenal, talk about a recipe for disaster. A Rooney yellow at 7/4 is a tasty investment, a Rooney red should be eaten up at 12/1. It had been reported that Rooney had kept himself in shape during his enforced sabbatical, unfortunately, that shape was a circle. Wayne's lack of sharpness on Wednesday night was evident; it looks like the only real exercise he'd undertaken during his layoff was when he floored Blackburn's Michael Gray for suggesting a threesome with Coleen, an offer which presumably enraged him as no money was set to change hands. The Gunners are a great bet at 9/4 to leave Old Trafford with a point. I'm a huge fan of Cesc Fabregas. The young lad is still a teenager, yet he's shone in a World Cup, dazzled in a Champions League final, and perhaps most impressively of all, he's thrown pizza over Sir Alex Ferguson. It would be absolutely Fabregas if Cesc opens the scoring at 20/1. Chelsea and Liverpool have gone to war more often than George Bush in recent years. The stats are quite deceiving though, the wife is backing Liverpool because Chelsea have only won two of their last eight meets, but on the other hand, Jose has a 100% record in the Premiership against his arch nemesis. For me, the other hand is always preferable to the wife; i'm tipping the Champions at 5/6. There's probably more chance of Stevie Gerrard and Robbie Fowler singing ‘We are family' with the Neville brothers than there is of Jose shaking hands with Rafa once the match is over. The hostility between the managers could well be matched on the field of play, a red card appeals at 11/4. Jose has criticised the press for giving Lampard a raw deal after a series of poor performances. One theory raised is that he may have something on his mind; my guess would be ‘dinner'. The Lamp is as short as 11/2 to net the opener, the way he's playing, I'd rather be a layer than a player. You have to fancy Portsmouth to take three points at Charlton. Pompey are yet to concede a goal this season while Charlton's defences have been penetrated every 45 minutes, an average that would make the wife's eyes water. (She's a big Charlton fan.) Pompey can keep up their impressive start to the season; get stuck in at 2/1. The Boro have made an excellent loan signing in Jonathan Woodgate, if anyone knows about the qualities needed to be a top notch centre-back it's Gareth Southgate, he played with Ugo Ehiogu for several years. Bolton v Middlesbrough bears all the hallmarks of a tight match; three of the last four meetings have been drawn, another deadlocked match appeals at 9/4. Bobby Zamora could teach Michael Gray a thing or two when it comes to scoring; the underrated hitman has found the net in every game. It could go either way when the Hammers host Newcastle, it could either be a tight home win or West Ham could absolutely murder them. Take 11/10 about a stroll in the park for the Hammers. Everton are the weekend nap at home to Wigan. Australian Tim Cahill is in criminally good form, AJ is falling over himself to get on the scoresheet and Phil Neville excels in doing the ugly stuff. The 8/11 is tastier than a banana wielding Maria Sharapova. Aston Villa are the next best bet on the coupon at 13/8 to see off a mediocre Watford team at the Vicarage. It's often said that nobody goes down in September, and after two weeks of solid research, I can confirm that this is the case. Watford may prove to be the exception. A new lightweight Mido can be the Spur for Tottenham when they host Fulham at the Lane. The Egyptian announced that he managed to lose 22 pounds of ugly fat; Coleen McLoughlin could do with his phone number. The team playing at home has won this fixture on the last five occasions; back Tottenham at 4/6 to make that six out of six. When Blackburn host Man City, a black-eyed Michael Gray and a purple-forearmed Ben Thatcher will be watching on as Barton and Mills scrap it out with Savage and Neill. I fancy Blackburn to win the match at 11/10, but I won't be watching as I disagree with gratuitous violence. Call me an out of touch Guardian-reading pacifist, but I'd do anything for a little piece. The acc of the week: The accer this week is so undeniable, that even an Ashley Cole autobiography would struggle to cast doubt upon its authenticity. Everton, Aston Villa, Chelsea, Blackburn and West Ham are the picks, the payout is a weekend changing 33/1. The weekend specials celebrate Wayne Rooney's return, via the medium of song. "Born tubby wild" - Wayne Rooney to be sent off 16/1 "Jumper round" - Wayne Rooney to score with a header 5/1 "Pork like an Egyptian" - Wayne Rooney and Mido both to score 5/1 "I gut two babe" - Wayne Rooney to score two or more goals 5/1 "Have I told you lately, 'fat' I love you" - Wayne Rooney to score a hat-trick 25/1 "I predict a diet" - Wayne Rooney not to score 8/15 The quote of the week "I'll educate him." Stuart Pearce, when asked how he'll handle ‘the Micah Richards situation'; and I thought school was tough… The lay man: Watford must be layed at 2/1 on the exchanges. They're just not very good. Weekend Betting: Charlton v Portsmouth Saturday 16th September 12.45 Live on Premiership Plus Charlton 6/4 Draw 9/4 Portsmouth 2/1 Get on: Portsmouth Match Special: Benjani to score the only goal of the game 45/1 Bolton v Middlesbrough Saturday 16th September 15.00 Bolton 21/20 Draw 9/4 Middlesbrough 11/4 Get on: Draw Match Special: No goalscorer in the match 17/2 Everton v Wigan Saturday 16th September 15.00 Everton 8/11 Draw 5/2 Wigan 4/1 Get on: Everton Match Special: Everton to score a penalty 6/1 Sheff Utd v Reading Saturday 16th September 15.00 Sheff Utd 11/8 Draw 9/4 Reading 21/10 Get on: Reading Match Special: Sidwell to score at any time 9/2 Watford v Aston Villa Saturday 16th September 17.15 Live on Premiership Plus Watford 7/4 Draw 9/4 Aston Villa 13/8 Get on: Aston Villa Match Special: Angel to score with a header 9/2 Chelsea v Liverpool Sunday 17th September 13.30 Live on Sky Chelsea 5/6 Draw 9/4 Liverpool 4/1 Get on: Chelsea Match Special: Chelsea to win and keep a clean sheet 9/5 Blackburn v Man City Sunday 17th September 15.00 Blackburn 11/10 Draw 9/4 Man City 11/4 Get on: Blackburn Match Special: One or more players to be sent off 2/1 Tottenham v Fulham Sunday 17th September 15.00 Tottenham 4/6 Draw 5/2 Fulham 5/1 Get on: Tottenham Match Special: Tottenham to score three or more goals 5/2 West Ham v Newcastle Sunday 17th September 15.00 West Ham 11/10 Draw 9/4 Newcastle 5/2 Get on: West Ham Match Special: Tevez to score the last goal 13/2 Man Utd v Arsenal Sunday 17th September 16.00 Live on Sky Man Utd 10/11 Draw 9/4 Arsenal 10/3 Get on: Draw Match Special: Match to finish 1-1 11/2 bet365 ← Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360 361 362 363 364 365 366 367 368 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 378 379 380 381 382 383 384 385 386 387 388 389 390 391 392 393 394 395 396 397 398 399 400 401 402 403 404 405 406 407 408 409 410 411 412 413 414 415 416 Next → |
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